Saturday, November 26, 2011
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Mpls Artists Devotes Whole Gallery to Britney Spears
Scott Seekins is a Minneapolis artist who is obsessed with Britney Spears. Since 2001, he has devoted nearly every painting to her. He would like her to notice him. One of his former muses was Madonna (the real virgin, not Ciccone.)
Seekins feels that Britney's course runs parallel to the decline in this country. She was a Mouseketeer in an age of innocence. Seekins does not paint her bald with an umbrella. Seekins is well-known in Minneapolis for wearing black suits in winter and white suits in summer. He has done this since art school. He is famous for being famous (as a scenester.)
Here are a couple I liked, from the slideshow at the link. (Slugbug)
Monday, March 16, 2009
Palm Springs coming soon
I won't have Kwan Yins for you (no Asian art) but it's still interesting.
Palm Springs is in a very Republican part of California (Gerald Ford and Ronald Reagan were both fixtures), but at this time of the year, it tends to be overrun with party animals - both college students on spring break, and gay men. It can get very weird as a result - especially since the town has the atmosphere of both a party animal town and a Latin American theocracy (the latter due to its shared climate/architecture with Arizona, which IS a Latin American theocracy).
I've kind of faded away from this blog, due to my crazy work schedule and due to my concentration on featuring my Asian art treasures at Facebook instead. Will see what I can do to change that.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
brunosart.com




From: http://www.brunosart.com/
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Baghdad Art Show
fascinating article about art scene there
The show. titled “Beacons of Humanity,” collected 80 works of art by 39 Iraqi artists and displayed them for three days on the eve of a Shiite holiday commemorating the martyrdom of the Prophet Muhammad’s grandson, Imam Hussein, which culminates in Karbala on Monday.
Some of the works are jarring, challenging fundamentalist interpretations of Islam that forbid depictions of human figures. Others suggest peace, reconciliation and the triumph of good over evil.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Giovanni Bellini (1430-1516)




I was lucky enough to be in Rome when an exhibition (the first of its kind since 1949) of the works of early Renaissance Venetian painter Giovanni Bellini (1430-1516) was held in the Scuderie del Quirinale - restored stables of the old papal palace. The building itself was something to see and experience. The paintings, brought in from all over the world, were breathtaking in the extreme. It's hard to see them and not feel emotional. This is just a small selection and these are not my photos.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Relief from Heat Wave




You may know about the devastating bushfires (death toll 170 and climbing) during our many-year drought and heat wave conditions of temperatures well above 40 degrees celsius and on some days reaching 46 degrees. This little one found some relief after climbing onto a verandah where a woman placed a dish of water and photographed the results.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Hong Kong: Too Many Kwan Yins
Two things became evident during my three full days in Hong Kong:
- The Koreans may love Kwan Yin, but those along the South China Sea love her even more.
- It's impossible for me to get an overload of Kwan Yin. But it's possible to get close.
Day 1. I am at a Taoist temple near my hotel in Kowloon, in the Yau Ma Tei district. The temple is dedicated to Tin Hau (天后, Heavenly Empress), an actual historical woman of supernatural powers who is the guardian of South China Sea's sailors.Kwan Yin is also attributed with the protection of the South China Sea sailors, and Tin Hau and Kwan Yin are often considered one and the same. And as the above temple hall attests, yes, there is a statue of Kwan Yin inside to represent Tin Hau.
I am not allowed to take photos inside, but here is what I can tell you. It's possible to buy a huge whirlpool-shaped cone incense for a nominal sum. When it is lit and burns overhead, suspended from the ceiling, it will take two weeks to burn completely; my wishes and dreams will come true as long as the burn continues. The entire ceiling is lined with suspended burning incenses. (A more practical, mortal consideration: watch your head - ashes are falling on your head and may burn your hair!)
Also at Tin Hau Temple. This is another hall dedicated to Kwan Yin, but this is more of an information hall and less of a worship place. No incenses, statues, or altars here, but rather writings and books for sale.
Outside the temple: plenty of statues for sale, including some white-robed Kwan Yins. While the Koreans tend to gold-plate their Kwan Yins, the Chinese tend to put her in white robes and give her a nice makeup job.I still need to see someone make a Kwan Yin clad in a pink miniskirt suit.
After hours of grueling sightseeing, I am finishing up on Hollywood Road, across the harbor on the island, and Hong Kong's antiques district. This shop has several traditional Chinese statues; the shorter, lit one in front is, yes, Kwan Yin.
Day 2. My day started at the Hong Kong Museum of History, where I not only got to see the juicy bits from Hong Kong's modern history (Opium War and British colonization to return to Chinese rule), but also the general tradition and culture of the entire Guangdong area as well. And here is one Tin Hau altar that I can actually photograph.
Still at the museum. Another Tin Hau, with a nice caption of her significance in southern Chinese culture.
Later in the day, I decided to visit the Temple of Ten Thousand Buddhas (萬佛寺). It's located in Sha Tin, in the New Territories, on the rail line leading to mainland China. (Sha Tin is also where 可口可樂 - Coca Cola - is manufactured and bottled/canned for the Hong Kong market.)A common mistake for many tourists is to end up at a crematorium next door, which offers good views of the temple but has NO access to the temple itself. The temple trails themselves are very hard to find.
The crematorium has no English signs (and employees there do not speak English), so it's very difficult to figure out for the non-Chinese speaker, but it does offer a peek into the Chinese spiritual world.
These Buddhist statues - apparently a Maitreya flanked by two Kwan Yins - stand in one area of the crematorium.
I have now found one of the two trailheads. I am about to start the climb up to the temple. Here are lots of statues brought in by the faithful - mostly white-robed Kwan Yins.The "Ten Thousand Buddhas" don't refer to these statues. Rather, they refer to the various life-size golden statues, mostly arhats, that line the rest of the trails.
The only female statue among the hundreds lining the trail up to the main courtyard.And yes, the caption in Chinese says "Bodhisattva Guanshiyin." It's our transgender matron saint alright!
Main courtyard. Kwan Yin in the middle, flanked by four arhats.
The Kwan Yin pavilion. Yes, she's wearing the white robe.My guidebook told me that this temple became famous after a young Andy Lau (a very famous Hong Kong movie star, who had sent millions of ladies drooling throughout East Asia in the 1980s) filmed a movie here early in his career. Lau's native Cantonese name is Lau Tak-wah (劉德華), and that's the name that's more likely to ring bells in Asia. I don't quickly recognize that pronunciation, but I do recognize the Mandarin pronunciation (Liu De-who) and the Korean one (Yu Deok-hwa, 유덕화). In fact, my guidebook, as it was purchased in Seoul and written in Korean, used the Yu Deok-hwa name throughout.
Christy - thanks for introducing me to Netflix. I have queued a number of movies from Hong Kong's 1980s cinematic golden age, starring the likes of Andy Lau, Chow Yun-fat, and the late Leslie Cheung. And as South Korea is in its own cinematic golden age today, I queued a few Korean movies too. Looking forward to watching them!
There is a tea house in the main courtyard. And yes, it is named after Kwan Yin.
There is a smaller, upper courtyard. I had to take the trail, as it was marked with some reference to Kwan Yin in Chinese.The trail starts with figures representing the Chinese zodiac; apparently, they guard the upper courtyard. This is the first - the Rat Man. Note the eye sockets; instead of eyes, he has two little arms sticking out, and his eyes are on the palms of the hands at the ends of those little arms.
As it turns out, the upper courtyard is dedicated to Kwan Yin, and all its statues are those of her.Here is the first one: Kwan Yin of the Southern Seas. Lovely cleavage despite her rather flat boobs.
I've shared this photo before - two topless Kwan Yins. The right one is the fabled Eleven-Faced Kwan Yin, baring her left boob.And as I said before, the smallish boobs are even more proof that Kwan Yin is transgender.
Two more Kwan Yins. The left one carries a fish in her basket, and stands for abundant fishing. The right one carries a baby, and stands for fertility and protection of children.Yes, seek Kwan Yin's mercy if you are trying to conceive a child - especially if you want a boy.
As stated in a previous post, Kwan Yin statues at this courtyard are all unique, but all fall into one of several pre-determined themes. And all Eleven-Faced Kwan Yins expose their left boobs.
Here's another photo I shared before. The courtyard has Kwan Yins stretching as far as my eyes can see. This is truly priceless.
Day 3. I traveled to faraway Lantau, which is the largest island in Hong Kong, and located next to the airport. Its claim to fame is Po Lin Temple, located in a very remote hilltop but easily accessible by a number of methods, including a 25-minute cable car ride from the subway terminus.At the temple's main hall (Hall of Great Treasure Hero), I saw this set of four statues, placed 90 degrees apart. As far as I can tell, these are examples of the Thousand-Armed Kwan Yin.
Kwan Yin will work tirelessly to save the entire humankind before she saves herself. To better do her job, she can and will grow a thousand arms and eleven faces.
That's it for now. All other Hong Kong art should follow in a few days (hopefully). But before I sign off - let me share two more unrelated photos.
Hong Kong has a branch of Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum - the first Asian branch. While you will find plenty of Asian wax figures (including Chinese politicians and movie stars), there are plenty of Hollywood figures too, including that homewrecker Angelina Jolie.Here is the most popular: Marilyn Monroe. Yes, those vents under her really work. If you are a woman, come here in an Ally McLesbian mini and brave the vents. If you are a man, look left; put on the wig and the dress, then brave the vents.
Seen on Lantau Island: a souvenir shop specializing in Buddhist paraphernalia. Yes, the Happy Buddha reminds me to be happy. A look inside the window reveals a very rare gem: a red jade Happy Buddha. Didn't even bother to check the price, though being jade AND red - two great symbols of luck in Chinese culture - he ought to bring the bearer TONS of good luck.I popped inside, where a very repetitive song, sung by a children's choir, was playing for over 20 minutes without end. As it turned out, it was a chant to Kwan Yin! By the time I left this store, I was HKD $300 poorer; I had purchased a lovely Kwan Yin statue of my own. It was also a way for me to dump my excess Hong Kong dollars, as I didn't really look forward to being saddled with them (or selling them to buy either fast-depreciating South Korean won, or US dollars I wouldn't need for another two weeks).
Monday, January 12, 2009
Happy Valentine's Day, Christy!

Doesn't get better than this. With the holidays gone, the vendors are scrambling for Valentine's Day sales already - and this mall kiosk has none other than the Happy Buddha wishing you a romantic day!
Photo taken at Puente Hills Mall, City of Industry, California. This mall is in a very Chinese area, only a mile from Hsi Lai Temple, where I had taken tons of Buddhist photos last spring.
I'll be returning to Hsi Lai when my new car gets its vanity plates. Until then, I'll have to get back to my Korea/Hong Kong photos, edit them, and actually upload them. Sorry for the continuing delays.
Friday, January 9, 2009
Friday, December 26, 2008
Cyrus The Great

From Wikipedia
Cyrus the Great (c. 600 BC or 576 – August 530 BC or 529 BC), also known as Cyrus II of Persia and Cyrus the Elder, was a Persian Shāhanshāh (Emperor). He was the founder of the Persian Empire under the Achaemenid dynasty. The empire expanded under his rule, eventually conquering most of Southwest Asia and much of Central Asia, from Egypt and the Hellespont in the west to the Indus River in the east, to create the largest state the world had yet seen.
During his twenty nine to thirty year reign, Cyrus fought and conquered some of the greatest states of his time, including the Median Empire, the Lydian Empire, and the Neo-Babylonian Empire. Cyrus did not venture into Egypt, as he himself died in battle, fighting the Scythians along the Syr Darya in August 530 BC or 529BC.[5] He was succeeded by his son, Cambyses II, who managed to conquer Egypt during his short rule.
Beyond his nation, Cyrus left a lasting legacy on Jewish religion (through his Edict of Restoration), human rights, politics, and military strategy, as well as on both Eastern and Western civilizations.
Continues...
I really like this portrait. I am not sure why.
Titled As 'Liberty'
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Merry Christmas!
I still have a whole half a day more to avoid anything resembling family. Then I will go lock myself in a closet until it is over.
Yes, Yes. Bah. Humbug.
Don't yall know Jesus was born in the summer?
Oh. Nevermind!
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Monday, December 22, 2008
Apologies - further delays
The better news: As previously announced, I gave up my BMW and bought a Hyundai. And it really is better (WAY much better) than it sounds. And again as previously announced, the Hyundai has been named Gwaneum One, and a vanity plate has been ordered.
The bad news: I will be busy driving Gwaneum One - to San Fran and to Vegas - that I don't think I'll be able to upload my travel photos in a timely manner. But upload I will. Eventually. I'll have to just ask for a bit more patience from you.
Happy Winter Solstice - and it's almost Merry Christmas anyway!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
For Ally... The Late Ms. Bettie Page
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Sheriff Norman Interview
http://christysartblog.podbean.com/
This interview happened on September 11th 2006. The female voice asking questions is me. My friend Tiffany was also in the room but she stayed silent the entire time.
Any questions? Ask in the comments section and I will be glad to answer them.
On a personal note, my favorite line is "I have the State Police working on this thing, almost full time now."
Geeee. That is comforting.
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Hey Ally
I have barely been able to get a webpage up for days now.
Well, after having to reboot my comp like 100 times today, my man finally downloaded a program called STOPzilla. And it worked. My comp had over 500 viruses tojans and worms on it.
And now it is running GREAT!
Go google it and get the download, it should clean up everything.
Hugs and Welcome Home!
Friday, December 12, 2008
RIP
You once shared a vintage nude photo of Bettie Page for me. And I appreciate it.
Page has just passed away. She was a trendsetter in sensuality and popular culture, and will surely be missed.
BBC article
Formerly Ally McLesbian
P.S. My Internet connection is as fucked-up as ever, and I look forward to returning home where politically motivated online censorship is nonexistent - at least yet. The colonials are so determined to kill off their organized labor that they don't even want me doing research on a Hyundai car, even though that car's gonna generate some extra taxable income for Hyundai and its employees (and therefore more tax revenue for the government). Proof that when it comes to hating their own subjects, the colonials of South Korea are no different from the North Korean commies.
But guess what - I ordered the car anyway! CarsDirect has already responded to me and located a specific car with my preferred configuration and color. I expect to take delivery as early as the 20th. Of course, this car will be christened Gwaneum One, after our transgender matron saint Kwan Yin's Korean name. The everyday people and corporations of South Korea will continue to have support from me - more than ever - as they try to figure out a way to install themselves a better government.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Apologies
My intention was to start uploading various art photos from my South Korean road trip and my Hong Kong stint. But I feel that this will now have to wait until my return to the US.
My laptop is currently acting extremely strange. Internet connection is as good as ever, and I can find and connect to all the websites and load text with amazing speed. However, binaries - even tiny image files - take forever to load; I can easily wait 10 minutes for a 50K JPG. Some websites that I need for sightseeing research, such as Wikipedia and some of the Seoul subway operators, connect immediately - but never load; they are useless to me as a result.
I did not have this problem before my departure to Hong Kong, and even within Hong Kong, I did just fine. I am very well convinced that the Republican colonial government's supporters, either here in South Korea or in the Korean-American community, decided to plant a virus in my laptop. Since there is little identifying information that I have online which will allow them to trace me (unlike the average South Korean, who must put his/her National ID number on the line, which in turn connects to a massive government database containing your current address and more), attacking my laptop is the next best thing they can do. I'll blame myself for inadequate antivirus protection on my heavy junk laptop anyway. At least this beats someone reporting me to the thought police as a "left-wing activist" for a USD $20K reward, and me rotting in some jail. (Left-wing activism was legal for the past 20 years, but now is again illegal and may be punishable by death.)
The bad news is that I must come back to Seoul again. The good news is that I can wait until the spring. It also is encouraging that the vast majority of people hate their Republican colonial government as much as I do. I'll make sure to come back with a new computer, probably a MacBook, and give it the best antivirus protection that I can buy. As nobody in South Korea uses Macs, nobody writes viruses that can attack Macs anyway. (On the other hand, some websites don't work properly unless you use MSIE - which runs only on Windows.) I hate the idea of having to spend more money in this crappy economy, especially when I am already shelling out a fortune to replace my Nazi BMW, but I may not have a choice. My intention to replace the Nazi with a Hyundai remains unchanged, and is stronger than ever, due to the goodness of the everyday South Koreans.
Meanwhile, the Republican colonial government, and its supporters which make up much of the South Korean social elite and the ENTIRE Korean-American community, have proven themselves to be the worst enemies of world peace, democracy, and prosperity, with their outspoken support of the neocon agenda and the Moonies. We must ensure that the new Obama Administration will make all of them pay dearly.
Again, don't expect the rest of my South Korea and Hong Kong photos for another two weeks. I apologize again.





